Squeezin’ The Cheese

by | Oct 19, 2005

According to Scranton Police Lt. Jeff Mackie, Mark Loughney, 28, of 1615 Electric St., Dunmore, was arrested after police said he jumped on stage during the String Cheese Incident concert at the Scranton Cultural Center and grabbed the crotch area of one of the band members. Mr. Loughney was charged with disorderly conduct and drug possession.

No mention was made as to which band member suffered the indignation. I’m guessing Kang or Billie, since Keith might be inclined to whack such an offender with his bass.