Kind Brother Gets Dissed By Cranky Young Man

by | Nov 19, 2004

Sour Bob is one funny dude. In fact, I can’t think of a funnier blogger. Here’s some of his thinking, from a blog entry titled, “Dear White Guy With Dreadlocks” >>

“The most obvious thing I could point out is that no matter how much you might enjoy smoking weed, being a scruffy Caucasian white guy from Illinois pretty well eliminates your claim on the distinctive hairstyle of a black Jamaican religious sect.

Then I might draw to your attention that you seem to have no knowledge of whatever secret techniques Rastafarians use to keep their locks moderately clean and presentable. Their locks look like slinky tendrils of tribal goodness.

Yours look like you hold them together with Crisco and poop.”